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A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

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yesssssss….. pancakes the best way.

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I am metaphorically inches from buying a pack of cigarettes and I know I shouldn’t because I don’t want to make it a habit or (dear god) an addiction, but I’m stressed as fuck and I can’t/won’t smoke weed. 

The first two lines of 30 Rock.

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